It’s always awkward talking to people you used to fancy from afar (and...
It’s always awkward talking to people you used to fancy from afar (and who might have actually liked you back but you fucked it up by dating an ugly asshole instead). Yeah. That blows.
View ArticleI also said “cunt” kind of loudly at dinner. I’m so classy...
I also said “cunt” kind of loudly at dinner. I’m so classy it hurts my insides.
View ArticleGoing back to paleo once this weekend is over and I’ve eaten the last...
Going back to paleo once this weekend is over and I’ve eaten the last of my groceries…
View ArticleI like when things stay consistently in the “alright” category....
I like when things stay consistently in the “alright” category. Nothing amazing has happened lately, but nothing really sucky has, either. When things have been really awesome for a while, something...
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death-by-lulz:My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!Relevant on so many levels. It’s just going to get worse from here. Once I’m done with school and get my “big girl” job, I’ll have...
View ArticleNo one deserves to be anyone’s second choice. If it happens, move the...
No one deserves to be anyone’s second choice. If it happens, move the fuck on. Find someone who wants to see you everyday. Respect yourself enough to tell the first douche to go take a hike when his...
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There is an extremely fine line when it comes to confidence and just being an egotistical ass/bitch. I just don’t understand why everyone isn’t nice. You get more things that way and people actually...
View ArticleWork hard, play hard, stay hard. Thanks for the inspiration, Bobby...
Work hard, play hard, stay hard. Thanks for the inspiration, Bobby Bottleservice.
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